Princess + The Pea

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Is she or isn’t she a real princess….?mmm! I wonder. 
“Pile up the mattresses, nice and high, Tell her it’s for comfort if she asks why. 
If she says it’s bumpy, a Princess she must be.  For only a Princess would notice a pea!  But if she sleeps as snug as a bug in a rug, she cannot be a Princess, she can only be a THUG!”
A romantic tale of Princesses, Princes and Mushy Peas